February 2012
- boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
- everyone: whoa bro get some
- girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
- everyone: you fucking slut
- me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
every conversation about depression with everyone ever
- me: I'm depressed.
- friend: why?
- me: I don't know.
- friend: shut up your life is amazing you have so many things to be grateful for why are you such a whiny little bitch
- me: sorry.
